Happy Birthday Matilda, would you pour the tea? Forgive the cobwebs in the eaves, Lilly appears to have lost her head and the poster campaign is not proving very successful. No matter, though, it's happened before and doubtless will happen again. Sadly Lilly lost her tail in the last epidemic, but her effectiveness as a part-time tooth fairy was not compromised. She still enjoys coffee, glitter and electrical wires, and fought for the right side in the Cretin Wars of 08. Ask her sometime if you can see her medals.

I am a Momo. I am very symmetrical and I enjoy just sitting there and relaxing, but I may occasionally explode and kill lots of people. I can’t really help it, but it’s easy to tell when I’ll blow since you can see smoke coming out of my top a little while before the event, so just kinda move away or something. When you get to know me I can be pretty cool, but don’t climb all over me, k.

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST...