I have a few things to say about the porn debate which seems to cross my path on the internet now and again. Go forth and read.
In other news:
I am going to try and write more shit.
Nobody reads this shit anyway so I'm unsure who I'm addressing this post to.
Haven't had the opportunity to update since November what with house repairs and computer failures, but here I am again. There are many things making me angry right now, and I want to address a few of them briefly before putting up actual, hard articles. (Mostly because I need to go have breakfast before I kill everybody.)
My Rage Encompasses:
People who text while driving.
ERA = making a fuss.
"Overall, porn affects every viewer negatively, regardless of religious belief, creed, gender or age." What?
"Body Modification = Mutilation," I think not.
There's some kind of bullshit going on here. I intend to find out what kind.
Sweet christ. Sweet fucking Jesus Christ. What the hell has modern education come to? What the fuck are you people thinking?
Sport is not education. Sport is recreation. Sport is entertainment. Why the hell should these overrated, undereducated, hero-worshipped highschool athletes be given an advantage over students who actually studied and did their work rather than tossing a fucking ball around? What have they done to earn EXTRA CREDIT in exchange for THE SAME AMOUNT OF WORK?
Fuck this state and its priorities for schooling. You fucking red-necked, inbred idiots. Seriously. It's this kind of shit that makes me feel such incredible relief that I'm no longer in high school. If I had to actually be present for the high-five sessions of countless Todds and Bretts, and listen to how "awesome this is brah," I would be forced to kill someone.
Full article posted here: The Future of Education is Doomed.
Fuck you, Texas.
Today is September 11, 2001, and the Twin Towers have...
Wait.
Oops, my mistake, it's not 2001. It's 200-fucking-8. Sorry, nevermind. We don't have to worry about the towers anymore. Been down for quite a while. False alarm.
In all seriousness, this is not a big fucking deal anymore. It has been SEVEN YEARS. Stop complaining. Everyone is dead and bitching for another twenty years after this is not going to change that.
Now that that's taken care of...
Updates tomorrow. Stuck inside, nothing to do. May as well update. Here's hoping Ike doesn't put my power out while I'm busy.
NEW: Down Syndrome: the Gift That Never Begins Giving
I've managed to slight the girl without a face, her parents, Sarah Palin, a blogger from NewsWatch, Nordic people, pro-lifers, Down syndrome activists, people from New Orleans, and preteen vampire fangirls... all in one week.
Wow. Nicely done, if I do say so myself. Which I obviously do.
Since I bothered to mention Treacher Collins in my little rant about Down syndrome, I'm going to elaborate my brief attack on the Wetmores with a followup rant sometime tomorrow/today. (It's 3:10 in the morning, today is tomorrow, if you get my drift.) Expect much more bitter, horrible insults than were in the Down's rant.
Battle brothers! There is time to be lost!
IN THE NEWS:
New Orleans has been fucked by
And soon to be fucked again by Gustav... they just bussed around 10,000 people out of that fucking stupid bowl city (according to a scroll on Weather Channel), which makes you wonder WHAT THE FUCK THEY WERE DOING BACK THERE with all the previous floodings having already happened. Alert to all returning citizens of New Orleans: you are seriously setting yourselves up for an "I told you so," here. I hope Gustav floods the balls off your streets.
Rename it Atlantis and you've got a chance.
Y'know, maybe I should be more sympathetic. After all, it's not like they knew drainage is an issue for their city beforehand, right?
Oh wait.
Movie theaters soon to be sullied by sparkling vampires
Stephenie Meyers' book Twilight is going to be transformed into a movie, in an act of violence against viewers the like of which has not been seen since Wicker Man. Insecure, lonely teenage girls across the nation rejoice as lovers of real writing everywhere prepare for ritual group suicide.
For those unfamiliar, Twilight is the first book in an ongoing series of painfully written, fanficitonesque books about a perfect girl who falls in lust with a sparkly vampire. The entire series consists of her talking out of her ass about how awesome the vampire guy is, with brief intermissions of:
- vampires playing baseball
- vampires being 108 year old virgins
- vampires sparkling like diamonds
- pedophilic baby-imprinting werewolves
- gayness
- weird shit
- lack of plot
- repressed sexual needs
Fortunately, Hot Topic is adding to its retinue of ugly clothing a selection of Twilight t-shirts, which allow cautious individuals to avoid fans altogether simply by looking at their garb. I can only assume this is a tentative step towards tagging such mentally deficient people with tracking devices and caging them in zoos.
More on sex-starved twelve year olds and their reading material as the information comes.
McCain chooses woman as running mate
McCain has chosen Sarah Palin as his running mate; the nation wonders why, then peeks covertly at overzealous feminists and has a hearty laugh behind their backs.
Palin: man enough for a penis, woman enough to please people who think women are better leaders than men. (Hint: they're not.) Fortunately for her, nobody's tried this gimmick before. Cough, Hillary Clinton, cough cough.
Still no birds though.
All right, almost everything has been fixed up. I'm going through the old content and deciding which of it I want to keep and which I don't. New content is up though, including videos by our very own Momo.
New forum and chat room: feel free to check them out, and show us to your friends.
(Just kidding, you don't have any friends. Enjoy your hat.)
Brand new layout, brand new day. In fact, hell, brand new site. The sun is not, however, high, nor do the birds sing. Ten points to everyone who gets that reference.
As for site content: for now, the only things available are rants, badfics and the blog. All of those are still up but I'm going to be weeding through them, adding new ones and changing page layouts, so what pages are available (and when) will vary for about a week or so. I'll post an update when certain things are finished.
Other site news: I'm proud to say that I will be joined by Lillerina and Momotombo, two of my good friends, who will be contributing their share of awesomeness to the site. Also, we're going to have a forum soon, I just need to finish working through the last few kinks.
Yay, and such.