What are the rants?

Rants are little pices of hate, bundled up and neatly packaged for your reading pleasure. They are generally freestanding and the offensive levels range from "not at all" to "oh god, they're going to be assassinated." Rants are not based in discretion or modesty, and are written only when one of us gets pissed off enough about something to want to write a paper about it. They're comedy-oriented, though, so while we absolutely mean what we say, we're phrasing it to make you laugh. It's trickery.

Who writes these rants, anyway?

Each rant is signed.

I just read one of the rants and I am SO PISSED.

That's great for you. However, we don't care. If you want to send us an email, go ahead and do it. We'll probably just make fun of you.

Rants Listing:

 

• The Future of Education is Doomed
• Rant 16 - Attention Victim
• Rant 17 - Sex & the City Perpetuates Female Alcoholism